 F. B.—“To the Justice of the Peace.”
Mr. C.—“Howard, where would you go?”
H. R.—“To the County Auditor.”
Mr. C.—“Lee, where would you go?”
L. V. K.—“County Clerk.”
Mr. C.—“There! Lee has been considering the subject.”
Miss B. (in Agriculture)—“George, what is arid soil composed of?”
G. F.—“I don’t know, but I think it is mostly air.”
Miss F. (in German)—“My goodness, Harry! Can’t you remember that ‘dir’ is always “you?’”
It was noticed when the highest grades in school were read by Mr. C. that the names of the children
of the school board were among the first. Mr. C. evidently knows how to hold his job.—Chicago Tribune.
MODERN PLAYS AS INTERPRETED BY A. H. S. STUDENTS | |
| “The Climax” | Exam Week |
| “The Pink Lady” | Hazel Giltrap |
| “The Spendthrift” | Joe McGuire |
| “The Follies of 1912” | Trying to Bluff the Faculty |
| “The Million Dollar Princess” | Mary Washington |
| “The Gambler” | Eugene Skinner |
| “The Shrew” | Albert Roderick |
| “If I Were King” | Barton Loomis |
| “Baby Mine” | Grey Daly |
| “The Melting Pot” | The Prof’s Office |
| “The Tenderfoot” | Neale Ellis |
| “The College Widow” | Sue Trump |
| “Never Stay at Home” | Mary Kerr and Theola Hartman |
| “The Man of the Hour” | Lyle Ryan |
| “Babes in Toyland” | Freshies |
| “Little Miss Fix It” | Elizabeth Hartman |
| “The Slim Princess” | Irene Abbey |
| “The Grand Mogul” | Laurence Dutton |
| “Miss Nobody from Starland” | Frances McLaughlin |
| “The Broken Idol” | Frank Bedell |
| “The Talk of New York” | “The Anamoso” |
| “Get Rich Quick Wallingford” | William Keine |
| “Jumping Jupiter” | Hubert Metcalf |
| “Sweetest Girl in Paris” | Froste Coltman |
| “The Flirting Princess” | Hazel Miller |
| “Vanity Fair” | Girls’ Hall |
| “Prince of Tonight” | Charles Tyler |
| “Chip off the Old Block” | Eddie Boos |
| “The Talker” | Lee Finn |
| “Rose of the Rancho” | Rose Richards |
| “Butterfly on the Wheel” | Edith Jump |
| <“Passers By” | Chester Miller and Florence Russell |
| “The Old Town” | Anamosa |
| “Girl of My Dreams” | Beatrice Bruce |
| “Marrying Mary” | Mary Day |
| “The Fortune Hunter” | Barbara Baum |
