| And then it will be well,
For we’ll have another story Very interesting to tell.  This is no joke: At the Iowa invitation meet, Anamosa won second place. Dutton won the discus throw, pole vault and broad jump. Bedell won the hammer throw. New records were made for the hammer throw and discus.
Harry D., swinging his pencil wildly in class, stops suddenly when Miss French says: “Harry, put your pencil away—you are not a tambourine; neither is Margaret,”
Bernard B., in geometry, evidently thinking of next Thursday, said: “Take one-half of the radius of the circus.”
Lyle S., while passing to class, collides with Mr. Clevenger. No damage to Mr. C.
POPULAR SAYINGS Mr. C—“I enjoyed your joke.”
Miss F.—“O, fudge!”
Mr. Moyle—“Have you anything to say?”
Lavena—“Gosh!”
Ed S.—“Right there.”
Clyde B.—“Heavens, man!”
Bessie C. —“Villian! You have betrayed me!”
Beatrice B.—“Forty long years have I sought thee and now I have thee in my power.”
Edna T.—“O, hen!
Anna R.—“Well. Good heavens!”
Howard R.—“Say, you are a peach!”
Ruth O.—“O, piffle!”
Mildred B.—“O, gee!”
Margaret N.—“O, grief!”
Matie P.—“Gee whiz!”
Miss Lee—“Wasn’t that perfectly killing!”
Froste C.—“For heaven’s sake!”
Carl H.—“Golly!”
Michael N.—“O, maybe.”
Dan—“I’ll bid you good—night.”
Lila G.—“O, really!”
Esther B.—“O, land!”
Arthur N.—“Now you’re talkin!”
Earl F.—“O, you don’t mean it!”
Irene K.—“O, dear!”
Eleanor D.—“O, rats!”
Berniece F.—“Crickets!”
Hazel G—“O—a. O—a!”
Laurence D.—“Did you say me?”
Lyle R.—“I can prove it!”
Frances Mc.—“O, sure!”
Blanche Day—“O, you kid!”
Harold P.—“O, don’t ask me!” |
